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Traductorre, traditorre

"Does it matter if we go east or west?"

Created on 2005-03-28 03:10:45 (#6598134), last updated 2009-09-12

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Name:liceas
Birthdate:04-25
Location:Edinburgh, Scotland
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Ingredients needed to bake an Andrew (due to size, use a pot for ingredients):

First - take enough metal and straps to build a set of trousers out of them. Place these in the centre of the pot, allowing space for the Andrew to rise when summoned.

Second - a nice long flowing coat to ass to the "Eeeevil" atmosphere of the whole demonic ritual.

Third - a book on Translation Studies as well as one or two foreign language books. He's a linguist, so he likes that sort of thing.

Fourth - the blood of a bat caught on a Tuesday night between 11pm and 3am. Preferably a fruit bat so when resurrected the Andrew has an excuse for eating vast quantities of fruit.

Fifth - a set of glasses so your summoned Andrew can see who hath summoned him instead of going with what feels natural and KILLING everyone.

Finally: A plushie or two would be appreciated - after all you are summoning him from a few hundred kilometres away and it'd be nice to have something fluffy to grab and throw at people upon arrival.
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